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Friday, June 17, 2005

yesterday was so damn freaking funny. the thought of it drives me nuts. well. carmen's parents were supposed to come over to talk with my mother about the whole job that my mother is soon going to undertake. and wells. beforehand, haiguang and i went out to sheng siong supermarket at ten mile junction to get my mother some things.

at ten mile, we went to eat at the food court. had lontong. which tasted really good. man. i miss all this traditional food. it has been so long since i last sat down leisurely and had a bowl of laksa or lontong. drools. ever since my sister came. oh wells.

so hai guang and i were sitting down and talking. and really. we were criticising each other and laughing at our stupidity. hai guang went all western and bought this steak which was so uncooked that blood was oozing out and it was so hard to ingest. i was laughing when he kept on removing the partially digested gunk of meat out of his mouth.

super uber gross if you ask me. activated my hormones to the disgusting level if you ask me. laughs. but wells. best friends always tolerate such atrocities. but really, everyone in our vincinity was staring at this two crazed boys playing with food and laughing at gunky food. hahas. thank god i wasnt in school uniform or anything.

then after the whole laughing epic of stupidity and grossy food, we went down. and i was literally screaming my head off when i realized that i had no singaporean dollars with me, having just returned to singapore that morning. so i had to dig coins. and thank god they were sufficient.

heading down to the supermarket, haiguang got himself an ice cream and began indulging in it. whilst i was begging him not to so that he could pay for me instead. but no. that ass had to fill his stomach first. humph. but wells. i had enough change to get the cabbage that my mother required.

and this is where the whole funny bullshit comes in.

we were at the vegetables section looking for the cabbage. hai guang was making fun of all the cabbage that were rotten and both of us were laughing our ass off. for example;

"azri, dont you think this droopy cabbage looks like our ex teacher, mrs xx's breasts?!"

so yeahhs. you get the whole idea now dont you? we were getting rather annoyed as so many vegetables are all like spoilt, so haiguang began smacking them to the sides. one unfortunate one rolled forwards, towards haiguang and he somehow bashed the whole cabbage to the side with one stroke of his huge knee. and the thing was somewhat squished into the side of one container and the whole cabbage looked as though autumn came sooner. all the leaves came dropping off.

haiguang went into panic mode while i was in hysteria of laughter. so he bent down to pick the mutilated cabbage up, forgetting that he had a cone of ice cream in his hand. and the scoop of ice cream dropped with a loud ploop right in the middle of the aisle.

so haiguang, cursing said this very line;

"GOD, azri. lets just get one freaking cabbage and run out of here!

so we were digging for a nice cabbage before heading out of sheng siong and practically running out of ten mile junction. it was so stupid of both of us. making ourselves clowns.

my god.

then after that carmen's parents called and said that they couldnt come. sighhs. shant comment further.